Dions =/

OK. My mom and I were standing in line at Dion's, waiting to order. I decided to try a new gourmet pizza. I usually get the Duke City, yet wanted to try the Tuscany. We get up to the register and here is a basic synopsis of the conversation:

Cashier: Hi, what can I get you?

Me: ...Can I get a slice of the Tuscany pizza, please?

Cashier: Um... the Tuscany? (turns around to look at the board)

Me: Yes...

Cashier: Yeah... we have this thing about only having four toppings per pizza....

Me: ....OK?

Cashier: Well, the Tuscany has six toppings... You can pick four of your favorite toppings from the Tuscany...

Me: ...alright? Um... can I get the pesto...

Cashier: OK, so you want the pesto instead of the marinara?

Me: ..yes.

Cashier: OK.

Me: ...and the provolone, Parmesan, artichoke hearts.... and the pine nuts?

Cashier: OK. Well, technically the cheese does not count as a topping, so you can pick like two more toppings.

(Just to inform you, the Tuscany has the following: Pesto, provolone, artichoke hearts, pine nuts, sun dried tomatoes and Parmesan cheese. I already picked 5 of the 6 things. and she tells me I can pick "like two more toppings." Yet by this point, I was extremely annoyed.) 

Me: You know what, I'll just go with what I picked. Thanks.

AHHHHH!!!!!!

She says I cannot have more than 4 toppings, then after I pick the 4 toppings, she decides that the cheese does not count as a topping. Therefor, I am able to pick "like two more toppings."

...WHY DIDN'T SHE JUST LET ME ORDER THE TUSCANY AND BE DONE WITH IT?!?

AHHHHH!

Any way.... I ended up with a pretty good slice of pizza, minus the sun dried tomatoes:

..I just REALLY hope that I do NOT get her as my cashier. Ever. Again. =/

...yet my mom had no problem ordering her ham and Swiss sandwich. So all was well. =)